Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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