You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
