so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I want to fling myself into the sun
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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