I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
In America we eat man semen.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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