Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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