Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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