his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
