We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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