was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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