Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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