Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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