omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
only if we run a train.
done.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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