omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
be right there i have to get my cape
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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