Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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