He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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