Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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