dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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