Whod you bang
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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