found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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