apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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