I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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