I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The beer is more important than you right now.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I know her cup size but not her name....
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