i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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