dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she woke up with a sticky ear
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
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He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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