She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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