It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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