ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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