If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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