But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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