Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
How's work?
Spinning.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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