strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
