Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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