therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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