Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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