dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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