he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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