Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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