do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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