they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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