you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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