so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Randomize