Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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