they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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