would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I will die if light touches me.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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