please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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