so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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