let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
