Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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