i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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