i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
