Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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