if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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