You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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