I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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