I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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