...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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