it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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