there was a trapeze. enough said
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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