2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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