what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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