ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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