How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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