Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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