How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Michael Bay diarrhea
only if we run a train.
done.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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