normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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